04 January 2008

Top Ranking.

I have come up with a list of why I want to move back home and why I do not. They are as follows:

+ The water pressure is much better. Thus, my conditioner fully rinses out and I am left with the silkiest, shiniest strands on this side of the Mason Dixon. This is important.
+ Free food! Such good food, too. Not Wendy's (although, every fast food chain is within 5 minutes drive, which is also a plus) or anything terrible for me. I have eaten so much and have not gained a pound. Oh, that's another plus...
+ The scale my mom has in her bathroom. I miss having a scale. I am 111.5. Let's keep track of that, shall we?
+ Free internet, free DirecTV (with 1,0000000 channels). I am happy/sad about this. It gives me a terrible excuse to stay as lazy as I have been.. but fuck it. I need a vacation.
+ Seeing my parents a lot more than I used to. Unlimited "I love you"s and hugs, which I need and do not get at my lonely apartment for one.
+ Northpoint Mall right down the street. This is.. okay. Not the best mall, but fuck it.
+ Saving $400 every month.


- I love the city, I love the city, I love the city.
- I do not really want to leave the house sometimes. Thus, keeping me inside all the time. Thus (I like this word, obviously) creating a terrible anxiety kind of feeling when I do go out.
- I miss Candler Park. A lot. I want to be back there. And I cannot stop thinking about it.
- I am going to inevitably get a shitty job in a shitty bar or shitty restaurant working with even shittier people that I will not like nor with whom I will be able to relate to. This... sucks.
- Spending more time with my parents will drive me crazy.



I really just want to rewind time rather than fast forward. That's always how it is.

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