Pass the courvoisier.

I need someone to come help me brush my hair once in a while. And someone to rub my legs after my shift tonight. And someone to carry me into my bed. And someone to sleep with since I'm so ronrey.

Too bad I didn't make any money off the tables I helped with tonight. Including the table that got 5 pitchers and spent $170. Ugh..

Football season will be a blessing.